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Hong Kong 

A polarized shit hole city where people take pride in anarchism and racism while the rich folk are crazy rich and the middle class lives in cage homes.
Hong Kong protestor: Long live democracy and freedom of speech! Fuck the chinese mainlanders!
Normal human being: So fuck your parents and grandparents?

Hong Kong protestor: *assaults them*
Normal human being: Wait..... freedom of speech????

Hong kong 

You come from Hong Kong? Ching chong bing tong?
Hong kong by Not_Moderator November 29, 2020

hong kong 

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
hong kong by gimme the money July 26, 2016

hong kong 

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
hong kong by gimme the money July 26, 2016

hong kong 

if you get caught by borders who are in the mood. they may take you there. you dont want this. they will shove something up your ass. i seen it happen
shannon: im gonna take you to hong kong!
porter:Nooooo!
shannon:yeeeees!
(four borders grab porter and shannon grabs a broom, the broom is then shoved up porters bum)
hong kong by jimmie rollins May 27, 2009

Hong kong 

Britain controlled Hong Kong so long they almost forgot it was China before it was controlled by them. Really it's between China and Hong Kong to determine what becomes of Hong Kong, not between Big Daddy White and China as another thing to fight a Cold War over.
Hong Kong will go on the way it always has, whether it's controlled by China, independent, or some other way. It's a bit arrogant of some countries to think Hong Kong should be more like them, when really they have to help themselves. They don't really need everybody else to help them.