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Helper monkey 

New employees or trainees, getting them to do all the shitty jobs at your workplace.
I don't want to do this job today.
Just get one of the helper monkey's to do it.

Helper-fry 

The pointy, clean french fry used to relinquish the other fries trapped under the mound of ketchup.
Person 1: "Dude. there are still fries under the ketchup."
Person 2: "Use a Helper-fry!"
Helper-fry by Matt and Joe August 6, 2008

helper burn 

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.
I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro
helper burn by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

helper's high

A brief rush you feel after carrying out a genuine act of kindness.
I just got a helper's high after helping the old lady cross the road
helper's high by eskay_lvl June 12, 2022

pony helper 

1. young person who gives up their sunday afternoons to run round bushy park.

2. someone who enjoys cake / hot chocolate / donuts

3. a fat person
omg, charlotte is such a pony helper
pony helper by Charlotte Munt December 9, 2007

mushroom helper 

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.
Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.