Ava Hauser 

A man steeling ugly bitch who will flirt with every guy she meets

Friend : here comes Ava Hauser

You : didn’t she steel ur man last week

Ava Hauser by Gugdj December 3, 2019

Madeline hauser 

The hottest woman alive

Madeline Hauser is the hottest person alive.

Madeline hauser by Maddddddawg September 30, 2021

Adam Hauser 

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Adam Hauser: They playin soccer in my backyard
Everyone: I think I see Messi!

Adam Hauser by epicfreshmansamofdxc February 10, 2022

Hauners 

Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight

My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help

Hauners by Mackrod August 30, 2011

half houser 

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

half houser by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

Heavy Hauler 

The most advanced sandwich ever created. Each contains enough calories to sustain a small nation for a decade. Found at the Truckstop in Mount Morris PA.

Jimmy "The Dream" Rhodes once destroyed 4 Heavy Haulers in one fell swoop.

Heavy Hauler by The Number 1 Contender April 14, 2010

bull hauler 

A type of trucker that hauls livestock in their trailer. Always short on sleep and acts a little shady.

Never take a toothpick from a bull hauler.

bull hauler by Chickenhauler544 March 29, 2017