shirt hams 

big perky boobs. nuff said.

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.

shirt hams by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Smuggling hams 

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

Smuggling hams by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

spike those hams 

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams

Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams

spike those hams by masarasa6000 October 25, 2011

Slippery Homos 

A greek style chili dog.

I ate 25 slippery homos in a chili dog eating contest.

Slippery Homos by Greasy Ricky February 24, 2008

Shut yo bitch hams 

Used to tell someone to shut up. You can also use "Shut Yo Wiggins" for the same effect

Yo Foo, shut yo bitch hams

Shut yo bitch hams by Grayda July 27, 2004

Sweatin' Hams 

To sweat, sweating constantly, sweating a lot.

Erik: It's kinda hot in here.

Nathan: Yeah, I'm sweatin' hams.

Sweatin' Hams by eHebb January 27, 2008

senai hagos moment 

someone who stinks and doesn’t shower and commonly has bad teeth

person one “bro andre pulled a senai hagos moment”
person two “i will be sure not to go near him”

senai hagos moment by Rizzasaurus rex March 16, 2023