second hand dartboard 

A phrase used in a describing a female that has had many sexual partners, and who is generally known as a whore.

"Look at that slut over there, she has had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard."

second hand dartboard by Paul Fleming July 8, 2006

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

hand delivered fart bomb by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

second hand depression 

when someone is so depressing they make you feel depressed and possibly wanting to commit suicide

person 1: it's so hard to live when you feel so worthless. i feel this way every day of my life.

person 2: shit, man, you're giving me second hand depression.

second hand depression by icantdealm8 November 27, 2016

second hand drunk 

People who act drunk when there are drunk people around.

Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.

second hand drunk by MrNickRo March 13, 2009

Second hand dick 

kissing someone who just sucked a dick.

Jean was giving Jimmy head, after Jean wanted to kiss Jimmy

Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!

Second hand dick by Fuckingbitchesallthetime November 30, 2015

Over the pants hand dance 

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

Over the pants hand dance by ColtonK2000 January 5, 2023

Hand Dingo

A fierce, sometimes violent hand job given with no regard for surrounding persons.

Scotty got a hand dingo from some slut under the table at the bar last night.

Hand Dingo by RobbyBigBalls January 22, 2009