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Grouper Hats 

A daisy chain of six men, inside each other knob to bottom, bouncing around the Atlantic Ocean.
"We were on Freds boat, but I was left out of the Grouper Hats because they wanted an even number."
Grouper Hats by Scotty McDiddle October 5, 2016

Grouper Fish 

1. A depressed fish.

2. The saddest fish of all time.

3. A fish with no will to live.

4. If you were a fish.
Steve "Hey Ben look, a Grouper Fish!"
Ben "Wow Steve, he's depressed like you!"
Grouper Fish by Guardian Reign December 18, 2018

grouper snack

A seriously sexy, smart and self reliant woman who is from Florida and loves men that treat them terribly.
Man I had a grouper snack last night she was a catch bro, but you know me, I’m more of a catch
grouper snack by Ole Greggg February 10, 2024

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

goliath grouper 

a fish formerly known as a jewfish. The jews got pissed so they changed it to goliath grouper
Randy, pay up, you goliath grouper
goliath grouper by Matticus July 4, 2005

pooper grouper 

A very organized person. Someone who keeps their shit (affairs) in order.
Them: wow, Joe sure has a well organized office

Me: yep, he's a real pooper grouper.
pooper grouper by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022