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Greyhound Therapy 

The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.

This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.

Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.

The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
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Greyhounded 

to go mental on the bus and take somebody's head off on the Canadian prairies.
Did you hear about that poor guy getting greyhounded in Manitoba the other day?
Greyhounded by JohnReid September 26, 2008

Champion Greyhound 

Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.
'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'

Italian greyhound 

A skinny, stick dog with a long, pointy snoot. They’re legs look like uncooked spaghetti noodles and they’re tails are like a rats. They’re great to snuggle with, if you like cuddling with a pile of twigs.
What is that thing?
Hey, thats my Italian greyhound.

greyhound 

Best pets every! there lazy and dont move most of the time... but will get up every one and awhile to greet you
Greyhounds = 45 mile an hour couch potatoes!
greyhound by Raqii May 7, 2009

Greyhound 

A breed of dog that is capable of reaching up too 45 mph. Used in the racing industry and for hare coarsing. Second most abused breed next to the pitbull. Also Greyhounds are very lazy.
"Dude my Greyhound just shot offf after some rabbits"
Greyhound by Finnerty September 8, 2009

go greyhound 

To quietly and calmly lose one's mind, stab someone fifty times, slice bits of them off, consume those bits, decapitate victim, then display the head as a trophy to shocked bystanders. See postal.
Darren is at the end of his rope with the Japanese account. I'm worried he might go greyhound on them.
go greyhound by Sttocs October 2, 2008