Greased

To put you penis on a male or females while they are either passed out, asleep, or sometime awake and conscious. Then one must photograph or have proof of the act.

do you remember when Rob greased Joe's face while he was sleeping?

Greased by Bob Ubanks cock March 28, 2009

greased

Guys getting ready, pregaming, getting ready for a party

"Ready to get greased before we head out?"
"Dude I'm already greased, let's go to the party!"

greased by chickpeaprincess October 26, 2017

Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease

Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"

Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"

Greased by BillyDaYak August 5, 2018

Greased

Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease

Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease

Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"

Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"

Greased by BillyDaYak January 11, 2019

Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.

"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."

Greased by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Greased

When someone’s belongings are stolen or when someone is robbed. To be greasy is means you’re someone who steals things and you’re untrustworthy. The term is used mostly in Canada and originated in Winnipeg, MB where the robbery rate is 5x higher than the national average.

Bro: Yo bro I got greased for my smokes last night at the party.
Me: Bet it was that Northside chick shes known to be hella greasy.

Greased by PegCity2VanCity October 31, 2020

Greased

When you smash or hit a bih.
Getting some 🐱.

Mann i greased that peez last night.
I greased her in the bathroom.

Greased by Yae🖤 March 30, 2022