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gnoming. 

To gnome :The act of becoming a gnome to fight back against the goblins.
gnoming. by melonyblob January 30, 2023

Garden gnoming 

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.
Quit garden gnoming and play fair!
Garden gnoming by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017
Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.
Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!
Gnoming by AlphaShadow92 August 1, 2011
The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.
"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"
Gnoming by House J.R. March 15, 2010
me and my friends got wasted and went gnoming
gnoming by pete@petesfat@bl March 12, 2005
the vandalistic act of robbin' a gnome from someones garden - take pictures of you sexin them...then post the pictures through the owners' letter box
dave started gnoming sally's mom
gnoming by reggy A January 13, 2008