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glowing blue 

A mispronunciation of the phrase "blowing glue," which means ejaculating really hard and shooting large gobs of man juice all over the place.
"I'm... I'm glowing blue!!"

"What?" (Gets epically spooged on)

"Sorry, I meant blowing glue."

glowing henry

A sexual act in which many old men insert flashlights of different sizes into every orofice of a much younger man's body
Yo, you hear he wanted a glowing henry

Man, that's fucked up

glowing flying squirrel 

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"

Glowing crotch 

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
Glowing crotch by DEPDIP May 22, 2017

glowing.learnsgym 

She is the best and nicest person ever people wish they were her
glowing.learnsgym is the best ever
glowing.learnsgym by Greenglow2222 December 20, 2020

glowing.learnsgym 

Glowing.learnsgym is a queen
glowing.learnsgym by Greenglow2222 December 20, 2020