A wet, sticky condition of a man's face (from roughly eyebrows to chin and mid-cheek to mid-cheek) resulting from complete immersion of said man's face in the meat curtains of a woman's loins.
I went down on this fatchic last night and ended up with a gigantic glazed donut.
while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.
mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.
janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.