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A.) Term used to describe someone extremely drunk constantly

B.) Often used to describe douchebags with glasses

C.) A dumbass made popular at Big Tex Delivery by being a dick to all his drivers
Garret by TherealTruth April 14, 2015
Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.
Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!
Garret by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016
An extremely handsome guy that is good with the ladies until they get into bed and see his extremely small penis. Usually last in bed for 2-3 minutes and has a smelly gaping asshole that he wants all the ladies to finger.
Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.
Garret by Jeffybboy December 7, 2013