fappingly

An adverb, describing an otherwise gorgeous sight (See fap)

"Dude...that girl is fappingly gorgeous."

fappingly by barleychugginseed February 14, 2015

fapping 

beating your penis. also known as jerking off.

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!

fapping by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018

FB Fapping 

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.

Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.

FB Fapping by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013

mind fapping 

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

mind fapping by robisawesome August 31, 2011

Flapping their gums 

When someone is said to be “flapping their gums” it means that he or she talks a lot about topics he or she doesn't really understand or know about. It also means to say something but not really mean it.

Frank and Joe are always flapping their gums about what it's like to be street hustlers, when they have never even been out of the burbs.

Flapping their gums by girl sexy February 7, 2009

smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

smelly fanny flapping by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

Power Fapping 

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

Power Fapping by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011