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Edward Furlong

Edward Walter Furlong (born August 2, 1977) is an American actor most known for playing the young John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. He's starred in various films over the years. He's also abused various drugs over the years. Nowadays he is working on his sobriety, only using vapes and Redbull to supplement the hard drugs.
Guy 1: Dude what ever happened to Edward Furlong?

Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!
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Furloughism

Movement or belief that supports the upcoming furlough and embraces all that it has to offer. Some of its wonderful offerings consist of but are not limited to, lots of time off if you are a federal employee and the joy of watching those people panic who thought life was a joke and spent every cent they made instead of saving some.
Person A – Boy this furlough is great. I am going golfing tomorrow, gonna day drink tomorrow and get sloppy drunk, and then be hungover the following day and do nothing except eat and scratch my balls.

Person B – Yeah, this is the life bro. And how about those scumbag losers who are at the food kitchen. Hahaha. I bet they are happy they got the iPhone4, those 300 dollar shoes, and that new Mercedes! God bless furloughism!
Furloughism by Spendthrift April 24, 2011

furlough time 

Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.
Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"

Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
furlough time by @theosus January 22, 2009

Furlonteer 

A person who is furloughed due to Covid-19 and decides to do something positive and share their skills with a good cause or charity.
I've been Furlonteering for UN Women - it's been great to keep a purpose whilst on furlough and make a difference! Have you registered as a Furlonteer?
Furlonteer by nadulode May 28, 2020

furlough that shit 

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."
furlough that shit by tdnew April 20, 2009

furloughcation 

A vacation that is taken during unpaid furlough days, which you are forced to take because of the crappy economy. Pluses: time off! Minuses: pay cut. But hey, you still have a job.
"So what are you doing on your furloughcation days?" "Oh, I thought I'd work on my guitar solos and maybe play some video games. Woo, furloughcation."
furloughcation by brassratgirl October 22, 2009

furongee 

A Twinky with yeast filled cream, that someone unknowingly eats on a Monday morning
Hey tiny Ken, did you enjoy your date with peeaira, bet you had the taste of furongee in your mouth Sunday morning!
furongee by #dump1 April 23, 2021