fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch 

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

Fuck me in the ass cold  

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

Fuck me in the ass cold by Rick(y) December 13, 2008

fuck me in the ass 

its usually used when something you hear is utterly unbelievable,, for a moment u feel u'r dreaming,, thats when u ask the other person to fuck u in the ass so u know its not a dream from the pain arising from the fucking

"theres a surprise test tomorrow" says Nik
Sam: "oh man,, fuck me in the ass.."

fuck me in the ass by bee kalaria April 24, 2009

fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus 

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"

fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus by Emberlee77008 follow musically May 9, 2018

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes 

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes was amazing last night

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes by cockwhore December 9, 2016

Fuck me in the ass 

A Willy entering someone’s ass

“Fuck me in the ass “ he exclaimed while being gang banged.

Fuck me in the ass by Da king of primark October 14, 2020

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016