sikhs on the front row 

a popular geography song chanted to the tune of 'perfecto allstars' to the 4 sikhs that sit on the front row

FIL: da da da da da, SIKHS ON THE FRONT ROW!!

PARSO: RONNIE WALLWORK!

sikhs on the front row by Lip Bart Parso GW March 11, 2005

Front Rowing 

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

Front Rowing by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Front Rower 

Someone who is an overachiever, the best at everything in life, a true winner, a scholar, they take pride sitting in the front row. They are also known for having no ammo and huge wieners. (For Example Danal and Refad)

OMG DOOD Quit being such a front rower. I'll just keep chillin in the back row, outside of the assembly. - Patso

Front Rower by Patsonator August 5, 2022

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag 

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

Frontrowaphobia

The fear of being coughed at, grunted at, whistled at, having hand signals or a severe forward lean made in your direction, and/or messages displayed on an iPad from the front row of Church. In extreme cases a person would fear that they would be interrupted mid sentence by another person walking on stage and transitioning their segment by force.

"How did you go today?"

"I think I may have really messed up... I had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point."

"Wow, sounds like you might be developing Frontrowaphobia... You should probably make an appointment with Jack Underwood."

Frontrowaphobia by Greatculture August 24, 2016

Frontrow

Verb.
When one sits in the front row of the class because they like to engage with the professor and the content, comparative to other classes, which they sit in the back for.

Person A: How do you like ____ class?
Person B: I frontrow it. The prof knew my name by the second week.

Frontrow by Senor Ninguno January 21, 2026