French-canadians 

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.

French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists

French-canadians by Fred December 23, 2003

angry french canadian 

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.

I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.

angry french canadian by Insane We Trust September 29, 2012

french canadian love custard 

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

french canadian love custard by scottydo May 29, 2007

French Canadian

A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.

"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."

French Canadian by BigToadMoney April 22, 2017

french canadian whore 

a closet lesbian who hooks for peanut butter. french canadian by birth and jewish by nature. claims to be a ninja but ass rapes retarded horses. we all know that retarded horse raping is not ninjaesque.

also known as sara the french canadian whore

french canadian whore by japninja October 7, 2008

French Canadian Braid

A French braid with a strand of denim woven in.

Ricky and I were hooking up, but then he pulled of his canadian bow tie and sprayed all over my French Canadian braid.

French Canadian Braid by Toolazy69 June 12, 2018

French Canadian Poutine 

The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese

Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)

Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit

French Canadian Poutine by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 23, 2020