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foodle your noodle 

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.
Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.
foodle your noodle by ViSiX May 19, 2014

Soft Foodle 

When your hitting it from the back and your dick gets floppy.
Dude #1: Hey bro how did it go with your bae last night.
Dude #2: I got a soft foodle half way through.
Soft Foodle by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

Foodie call 

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.
I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.
Foodie call by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.
The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.
Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010
"Get the fuck off me with that foozle-it tastes like a monkey`s ass."

"Bring on da foosle-it`s time to party !"
foosle by torquemada23 May 11, 2010