Double flap snail 

When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail

Dude that was a gnarly double flap snail. ~S. Brown

Double flap snail by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017

flap snot 

The lubrication that is created within a woman's vagina when sexually aroused. May be found in the folds of the inner and outer lips.

I fingered her pussy and my hand got covered in flap snot.

flap snot by Playaskillz May 19, 2006

flap snap 

The female equivalent of a dick pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. Thought to be the "star of Wormwood" referenced in Revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. That a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.

Certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iPhone 5S.

"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.

flap snap by 윗닉 November 12, 2013

flap straps 

When a fat girls back fat bulges and or hangs over her bra straps

"Holy crap Kainalu's girlfriend has some mean flap straps!"

flap straps by Mauipino June 23, 2009

Flap Slapping 

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

Flap Slapping by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010

Flap Strapper 

A woman that is so large that you have to strap her flaps to get to the goods

The woman rosemary on "shallow hal" is a Flap Strapper

Flap Strapper by partyboys December 23, 2011

flap slapper 

the female version of wanker

damn stacies a flap slapper

flap slapper by borat_is December 9, 2008