Dot Not Feathers

Dot Not Feathers is a description that differentiates between the two "Indian" possibilities. "Dot" refers to the Indian that comes from India (the word "dot" refers to the forehead festoonery that represents the third eye in the Hindu Religion). The word "Feathers" is descriptive of the American Indian who use feathers to accessorize their cranium.

The Indians (dot not feathers) are good businessmen - they own a lot of motels. On the other hand the Indians (feathers not dot) are even better businessmen, they own casinos where the dots gamble.

Dot Not Feathers by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

Butt Feathers 

Pubic hair in and around your ass hole

My ass hole feels so weird I got shave my butt feathers

Butt Feathers by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Butt feathers 

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

Butt feathers by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

taint feathers 

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

taint feathers by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017

horse feathers 

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

horse feathers by eep.. May 13, 2005

Spitting-feathers 

i) To be very thirsty, usually for a nice cup of tea (or cuppa).

- A metaphor for the mouth being so dry it feels like it's full of feathers.

ii) To be very angry - foaming at the mouth.

- With the flecks of saliva flying from the mouth (when enraged) being likened to feathers.

i) Aw man, after swigging that salt I'm spitting-feathers. You want a cuppa?

ii) You should have seen him - he was spitting-feathers. I only stroked his beard once.

Spitting-feathers by Cumberpatch September 6, 2006

birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes

The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!

Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.

birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes by AzDan April 22, 2018