stack exchange

People generally have one experience or the other on Stack Exchange:

1. A great place to get answers to your burning questions. Whether it's about programming, computers, languages, drawing, writing, or much more, you're sure to get the answer you're looking for within hours.

2 An elitist network of forums where you're sure to get downvoted for asking a question deemed "too simple" by the o' so holy members. Spend hours writing out detailed responses to people's questions only to get trumped by a couple of sentences. A toxic community that should be kept away from.

Type 1: Just got my question about whether doughnut or donut is the more acceptable spelling. Stack Exchange is totally rad!
Type 2: Just spent 30 minutes correctly this guy's poorly written Rock, Paper, Scissors Javascript game. 0 upvotes and no thanks from the asker. Stack Exchange is the worst thing ever!

stack exchange by DisgustingWeebs June 4, 2017

tootsie roll exchange 

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).

Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.

tootsie roll exchange by clute April 1, 2011

Seadonkey Exchange 

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Swedish Beard Exchange 

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.

Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"

Swedish Beard Exchange by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011

White Trash Exchange 

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to effect an exchange of damaged or unwanted merchandise for merchandise more desirable (e.g., not damaged or destroyed through one's own negligence or abuse), to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to "white trash rebate," "white trash refund," "white trash warranty claim," "white trash regifting," etc.

Claude's colorblindedness caused him to cross some wires and short out his new car stereo, but he remained calm because he knew he could effect a white trash exchange and likely moan and groan enough to get free installation of the replacement stereo.

White Trash Exchange by texlex61 January 27, 2009

needle exchange 

a place that hands out free, unused needles in exchange for dirty, used ones to iv drug users.

joe always saves his old sets. that way he can always get new ones at the needle exchange.

needle exchange by g-ring May 5, 2007

Methane Exchange 

When you are eating a girls ass out and she farts in your mouth. You then hold the fart in your mouth and pass it from your mouth to hers.

"Man last night this chick and I were fucking, but she farted in my mouth when I ate her ass out"
"Did you swallow it?"
"Nah, man I just did a methane exchange and gave it back to her."
"Nice, dude"

Methane Exchange by Casual Rapist May 24, 2013