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A white, blonde, boy with blue eyes who used to have dreadlocks and insists he is black. He plays guitar in a little band called Repeat. He is the most racist and prejudiced person in the world. He is also a fan of hobbling.
Typical Quotes:

"HAHAHAHA!!! Look at that black, gay, jewish, midget woman!!!"

"I'll get you Rathmines!!!"
Eoin by Biblo December 26, 2004
A little white boi that thinks he’s black.He’s 5 foot 2 and wears a helmet 24/7.Member of the buckethead nation.his nickname is mc stub because he resembles a stub.Carrys around a giant bag that makes him look like a turtle and results in him getting flopped.
Let’s flop eoin
Eoin by Iyanu69 May 10, 2018
"It's st Patrick's day tommorow"
"better say happy birthday to Eoin"
Eoin by laur123456 May 7, 2018
Eoin is a simple person. He usually likes simple things like uncle bens.
Being defined as Eoin you try to be ambitious and most of the time succeeds (for example: making bread from scratch).
Eoin by Emullan556 October 17, 2019
A gay man with a tic tac sized penis who is very unattractive and is generally a toxic person to be around.
Damn look how gay you are Eoin
Eoin by SuperPie64 April 25, 2020
A band kid that T-poses and thinks he is funny. He is also a simp and falls for every girl he ever meets he is a basic white boy who is unattractive. he is also very annoying.
Saryah: have you seen Eoin?
Anthony: yea, hes so annoying.
Eoin by I dislike you April 29, 2020