[English Breakfast] 

During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.

She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

[English Breakfast] by D. Butter January 26, 2009

English Breakfast Tea 

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

English Breakfast Tea by Srdjan April 30, 2008

Full English Breakfast 

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.

This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.

Full English Breakfast by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020

full english breakfast 

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

full english breakfast by C February 24, 2004

Full English Breakfast 

When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her

Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina

Full English Breakfast by top spinner July 29, 2011

full english breakfast 

1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.

how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.

to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children

full english breakfast by evil bob September 3, 2006

royal english breakfast 

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.

Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.

royal english breakfast by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017