Elan
A slightly odd fellow who's sexuality may never be known. He tends to stalk girls and touch them to much and grab his buddies by the huevos. He is everywhere, you look at your phone and then back up and bam he's on your lap petting your head. Whenever he's around your not sure if your safe. He also tends to be hairy. Though he has all these weird traits, he still hangs out with the hottest guys in town. Why? Probably because they like a good huevos grab.
Elan by banned bananas March 13, 2018
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