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premature ejaculation inducer 

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
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retarded ejaculation 

When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.
retarded ejaculation by The CJ December 9, 2008

Perpetual Ejaculation

"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"

ejaculation station 

n. A woman of questionable character and loose morals.
Syn: Service station, cum dumpster, frat mattress, hot dog in a hallway, dick garage, semen suckler, cum guzzler, everlasting gobstopper, your mother
A: "What's the plan for tonight?"
B: "Get shitfaced and find an ejaculation station, bro."

FOURSOME EJACULATION 

Its when you (pee) first and then masturbate, them (pre cum) cums out, after that you get (cum) outta your dick, then while recovering from ejaculation the white stuff that cleans your pipe come out.
Dude: dude yesterday i had a FOURSOME EJACULATION, it felt weird and amazing at the same time.
FOURSOME EJACULATION by MLONE January 5, 2019

Projectile ejaculation 

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

premature ejaculation 

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.