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earthquake driver 

Someone who takes risks in order to make a gain. No matter the price, the risk is always worth it to an earthquake driver.
Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.
earthquake driver by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015
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Earfquake 

Something or someone that shakes da earf.
That earfquake shook Haiti, hoe.
Earfquake by Earfshake February 16, 2010

Anal Earthquake 

When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.
The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes 

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.
Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

earthquake weather 

A period of unease preceeding a large earthquake. This is not a scientific term, although heat and humidity have been said to preceed major earthquakes.

The term can also be applied to tension between friends, possibly preceeding a fight.
"What's with this heat, man?"
"Earthquake weather."
earthquake weather by David. April 1, 2005

earthquake 

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.
Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.
earthquake by KRHimself March 21, 2005

SoCal Earthquake 

A sexual finishing move executed most effectively from the missionary position...

The man, or rather barbarian, extends his two arms above his head and links his hands together as if around an axe handle. Then, while simultaneously releasing both his seed and a thunderous roar (RAAWWWRRRRRR!), drives his double-fist straight through his lover's collarbone.
Robert Downey Jr. is off the wagon and dropping SoCal Earthquakes like it's noone's business!
SoCal Earthquake by jiggity jash January 18, 2011