Double dutching 

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.

That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!

Double dutching by Kkboom March 8, 2017

Von Dutching 

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

Von Dutching by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

Dutching Out 

Being extremely cheap, not wanting to do something because it is expensive.

Hilco is dutching out because he has to save money for his vacation. He would rather fall asleep on the couch.

"Hey do you want to go for a flight tonight?" "Naww I have soccer." Well Way to dutch out!!!

Dutching Out by MWARD March 3, 2010

Dutching 

When your obsessed with Dutch boys

Omg he’s so cute I heard he’s dutch
Girllllll your Dutching

Dutching by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019

Dunchin 

The sexiest bastard from Ballyshannon, CO donegal and his cock is fucking large

“ do u see the size of that mans cock he must be a “Dunchin”

Dunchin by Dinosaur2827 June 20, 2022

Dutching 

dutching means to put your hand on someone's chest to give them power, keep them healthy and happy. If you believe in the power of dutching you can get elemental powers such as controlling the wind, fire, water and many others.

"Im going to quickly dutch you"

"dutching keeps you happy and healthy and gives you power!"

Dutching by nunikthree August 18, 2023

Double Dutching 

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.

I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.

Double Dutching by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020