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Draper Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have relations with a midget.
Last night, Billy was Draper drunk and he hooked up with that short girl Lindsey.
by TehOwnerer April 11, 2010
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Don Draper

Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011
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Betty Draper Eyes

Like Bette Davis Eyes, except she sees everything as if she was still a spoiled little girl instead of an adult.
Responsibility always causes sighs,

she's got Betty Draper Eyes.
by far2drnk June 12, 2012
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Don Draper

Bad motherfucking ad man from the show Mad Men. Enjoys such pastimes as drinking scotch at work, making chauvinistic comments to women, and getting laid whenever he pleases. An American icon.
Yo, I got myself a new "WWDDD" bracelet, so whenever I'm unsure I can ask myself What Would Don Draper Do? and it's all good.
by slevin_123 December 19, 2008
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Emma Draper

Emma's are pretty easy to find but it's hard to find the right one. You know for sure it's the right type of Emma when: they're extremely kind, put themselves before others, usually have brown hair and brown eyes and usually choose to be friends with people that have brown hair & eyes too. Emma's always try to stay out of drama but would defend their friends in a heartbeat. They are very pretty and smart human beings and usually have bad eyesight. They sometimes burn your arm and decide to ditch you in English, where you sit by yourself for a few days but it seems like your whole life passes away when she's not there. Emma's are people you always want to be around and they are very fun people that would help you with anything and make you feel extremely special.
" OMG EMMA DRAPER DITCHED ME IN ENGLISH"
"really, but she's so nice"
"yeah fine, she can get away with it because she's so nice"
"I love emma."
"EMMA CURTAINS BETTER-"
by blossom_5423789 March 3, 2022
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The Draper

When you stretch your ballsack to resemble bat-wings, and you drag said sack down her forehead and nose, resembling a garage door.
Dude, my girl totally let me own her last night!
Why, what she do?
Dude that bitch let me pull The Draper on her, she was digging my duck-butter!
by bigsyke04 January 24, 2011
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Sam Draper

Dude I Tre flipped The 7 Set Today
Wow You'll be Sam Draper In No Time.
by CorpseRagger April 25, 2009
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