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Douchenozzle 

A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.
That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.
Douchenozzle by PoliticalBoy September 11, 2009

DoucheNozzle 

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
DoucheNozzle by RoninDH July 7, 2006

douchenozzle 

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.
douchenozzle by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009

douchenizzle 

The ebonic form of saying douchebag. Just as bad as douchebag....but with a izzle added.
See that guy? He thinks hes hip hop...but what he really is is a douchenizzle.

Douchesnozzle 

A type of person that acts very douchey and acts like a bitch. Usually used as a weak insult.
Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!

Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?

Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?

Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...

John Dabe: Im a fag
Douchesnozzle by White[db] October 5, 2009

douchenozzle 

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.
That guy was such a douchenozzle
douchenozzle by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012