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sperm-donor 

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.
Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
sperm-donor by jpg3 April 16, 2011
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brain donor 

Extremely stupid person, someone who acts as if they've already donated their brain to science--before they die. Clueless. Dumb as a rock.
OK, what brain donor thought it would be a good idea to leave beer in the freezer overnight??
brain donor by JJRtwu2009 December 17, 2008

Dick Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.

As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Richard Donor
1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
Dick Donor by Pro2000 August 25, 2013

Richard Donor 

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute
2. a man used for casual sex

As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Dick Donor
1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Richard Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Richard Donor last night.”
Richard Donor by Pro99 August 25, 2013

Dick Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.

As only his dick is required the true name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Richard Donor.
1. Policeman: “You’re the third Dick Donor I’ve arrested tonight.”
2. Harry: “The Dick Donor I had last night was hung.”
Dick Donor by Tzac1999 September 2, 2013

Womb Donor

That girl is no mother she is a womb donor.
Womb Donor by loriwalters May 18, 2011

universal donor 

An attractive man found sexually appealing by a wide variety of disparate tastes.
Geoff and Jim had very different tastes in men, but both agreed that Jake Gyllenhaal was a universal donor.
universal donor by logophage August 27, 2012