Doinker 

The word "Doinker" can be used as an expression of positive surprise or simply as an expression of happiness. It is usually used by the person being surprised, but can also be used by the person surprising the other person.

Other person: "Happy birthday"
You: "Doinker! Thank you very much."

Doinker by Dr Heinrich Paradox July 5, 2017

Doinker 

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

Doinker by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

doinker 

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

doinker by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019

Doinker 

Someone who is a piece of shit. Comes from the root word doink meaning the sound a shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

I heard that Justin cheated on his girl. He’s such a doinker for that.

Doinker by doctor_seph November 8, 2020

doinker boinking 

being nonchalant about sillyness.

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let roe hit

we were doinker boinking at walmart yesterday.

doinker boinking by jsns shakajs d November 14, 2023

big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

big floppy donkey doinker by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

Double doinker dick 

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

Double doinker dick by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019