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A cartoon that was a culmination of years of research. The result being a viewing experience that defied the laws of nature by exponentially creating a more evil experience with every minute viewed.

Were someone to watch every episode created in full, the result would be an instantaneous injection of evil directly into their hearts that would cause them to smash the fucking shit out of every animal with a limb, head, genital, or anything vital underneath the heel of their boot.
Have you seen cat dog? Oh you have? No don't shoot my fucking dick off? AHH Why did you shoot my dick off? No don't smash my hamster! You smashed my hamster.
Cat Dog by A-dawg A-rod Jamison December 23, 2009

dog on cat dance 

The dog is represented as a penis and the cat is a vagina.

The man takes his dog and does a dance with it a woman's cat.

Basically means sexual intercourse.
I'm good friends with my friend's mom and sometimes we do the dog on cat dance
Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward
Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog
Cat dog by Tigawanna December 9, 2019

The Cat-Dog 

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle
If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!
The Cat-Dog by Goose 253 January 11, 2021
The cat dog is a type of cat that when you throw something will bring it back to you. This special type of cat will also follow you around and will walk like one to. You would think that the cat was possessed by a dog.
*throws ball* *cat brings it back* woah you really are a cat dog
When you are looking at a rainbow and your dog comes up behind you with a dead cat
Omg John I just experienced a CAT DOG the other day!
Cat dog by Peepeepoopoo pp January 18, 2022
When you shit in another person's ass in a sexual manor
"Honey I want to try something new tonight"
"Like what babe?"
"Can we Cat-Dog?"
"Hell yeah!"
Cat-Dog by Sinistersir July 17, 2023