Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

Dry Docking a Steamer by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.

" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B

Gentlemen's Dicking by TheSaltedTrout August 22, 2017

symmetrical docking 

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism

*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"

symmetrical docking by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008

Death Star docking 

(V) To place multiple penises inside the foreskin of another man's penis. The foreskinned recipient hums the Star Wars theme song while the penises enter to capture the feeling of spacecraft entering the mothership.

Frank and Jason were Death Star docking with Kevin last week at the sleepover

Andy ripped his foreskin in half while attempting Death Star docking with Jeff and Gary

Death Star docking by DrOctagon101 April 30, 2010

sock docking 

When one person with a pinksock docks their pinksock with anothers pinksock. For a reference on docking, look up gay docking. Where guys with foreskin who are not too hard still have enough hood to accept anothers not 100% hard uncircumcised penis into theirs..... Meaning docking. Like the space shuttle and the space station. You got it now?

Those two guys are so close i bet the are into sock docking! Lol

sock docking by Llamafeathers August 3, 2015

safety docking 

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.

worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet

safety docking by boiler March 13, 2015

Shuttle Docking 

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.

Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"

Shuttle Docking by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008