Diego
Diego is a Hispanic man, typically 5'10 or taller. Diego is dark, dark hair, dark eyes. Gods best creation, the most humble and attractive man you'll find. Not the smartest, but he really does try. Diego is artistic, and typically very good in any sport he tries, except gymnastics. He smells very good, and makes lots of female friends that secretly have a crush on him, but he doesn't. He can't help being so attractive. Diego's love to go on adventures but rather get their job done first. They can't always tell you what they want, but they can feel it. When Diego finds a girlfriend, that will usually be his first and only one. Diego's get lucky with a beautiful amazing woman, as they are attracted to people just as beautiful as them. Diego's have big feet. They also have a big heart. Diego's come from massive mexican families. He usually has a soccer ball in his hand or in an video game. If you date a Diego, don't ever lose him. Him and his mini will change your life forever.
Girl 1: dump Diego
Girl 2: bitch what
Girl 1: you heard me sis, I want him!
Girl 2: say his name one more time and I'll attack you and your mom! Bitch ass get outta here
Girl 2: bitch what
Girl 1: you heard me sis, I want him!
Girl 2: say his name one more time and I'll attack you and your mom! Bitch ass get outta here
Diego by Thenut_cracker February 20, 2019
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