Dick Cheese 

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

Dick Cheese by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

Crusty dick cheese 

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

Crusty dick cheese by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017

Dick Cheese 

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

Dick Cheese by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

Dick cheese 

Dick cheese

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Dick cheese by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

When you smell like dick cheese you have the dick cheese disease aka the (Aj Disease).

Aj got the Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease) by nomiranda March 28, 2021

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese 

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese is a very smart dude who is white asf, a lil German 😰 , and very hot 😏 no girls want him but guys do, he’s jus that cute.

girl: omg is that Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese?!?!
boy: yes he’s very hot
girl: E 😣😣

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese by sparkzlol74 April 21, 2022

dick cheese 

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

dick cheese by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006