The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.

The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:

Jake: This party really blows.

Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)

Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!

(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)

Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)

Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...

Random girl: That was dazzling!

Sprazzle Dazzle by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009

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pube dazzle

Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.

I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"

pube dazzle by pubetastic July 13, 2009

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dizzle dazzle party snazzle

going to a party getting extremly wasted and then unwittingly finding yourself on youtube the next day after having made a complete arse of yourself.

yeh i went to a great dizzle dazzle party snazzle last night except firstly i went to the wrong house sat in the wrong garden got drunk in the garden nearly got beaten up by the home owner then found correct house got high on drugs and got secretly captured on cam talking crap and put on you tube yeh great party though man.

dizzle dazzle party snazzle by addynmaddy June 22, 2009

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