Double dog damned 

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both

Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

Double dog damned by Dont_panic_im_hispanic October 9, 2019

Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.

Looks like it's another Van Damme Friday.

Van Damme Friday by Pats Mom March 7, 2008

christ be damned 

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.

when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.

christ be damned by angry bald guy October 7, 2009

damned if you do, damned if you don't 

you're screwed either way.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't join the military during Vietnam. There was a war draft.

damned if you do, damned if you don't by Adrian May 10, 2006

dommed

Dommed:

a verb, meaning to be dominated, or to have dominated someone - often used in BDSM context

It can be used to imply physical S&M domination (for example, with a crop cane or flogger) or it can be used to imply a mental domination (for example a dominant issuing verbal orders to a submissive)

derivation is from 'Dom' which is just a shortened version of 'Dominant'

dommed can be used for male or female, giving or receiving.

The countess dommed three men at the fetish club last night

dommed by cave_canem October 26, 2009

Jean Claude Van Damme 

"Muscles From Brussels"

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

Jean Claude Van Damme by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004

Well I'll Be Damned 

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

Well I'll Be Damned by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009