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Dakotanuzzle 

Dakotanuzzle is a below average height member of the distant and extinct human species Homo Floresiensis, which was brutally molested by a Ngandong Tiger along with the rest of his tribe.
Dakotanuzzle got absolutely raped by that tiger bro
Dakotanuzzle by HydratedHampster November 27, 2024

Dakotan Dick hammer 

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
“Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammer…my cock still smells till this day…”

South Dakotan Snack Pack

Dropping a small snack sized shit into someone’s belly button and they eat it with a spoon.
I am going to give Susie a South Dakotan Snack Pack

North Dakotan Surplus 

When so many guys shit inside a girl's ass that it comes out of her mouth.
Me and 33 other goons gave her the north dakotan surplus last night.