Existential Crisis 

A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.

This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.

Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"

Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."

Existential Crisis by kridjiti November 27, 2016

Crisis Wall Management 

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.

Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.

Crisis Wall Management by ITALUS September 10, 2011

Super-Criminal 

A criminally insane criminal who commits crimes in a very different way compared to normal criminals. These criminals are also hard to defeat. They would also have a personality disorder most of the time which define what kind of criminal they are.

The Riddler, Joker, Penguin, Lex Luthor, Kingpin, Green Goblin, Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy and Bane are super-criminals.

Super-Criminal by Daviddv0601 August 20, 2016

mid-teens crisis 

Refers to the sense of panic that occasionally surfaces in adolescents as a result of the feeling of not having done enough, whether it is regarding their academic or social life. Typically experienced around the ages of 15 to 16. Or, alternatively, could also refer to a feeling of worthlessness experienced around this age, but is not necessarily the result of depression.

Many teenagers experience a mid-teens crisis the summer before the eleventh grade as the reality of high-school graduation and preparation dawns on them.

mid-teens crisis by Nibsen June 24, 2010

crisis averted 

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

crisis averted by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017

criminal minds

one of the best shows out there. it's creepy as shit and will make you crap yourself and have nightmares for weeks, but it's totally worth it. the fans are batshit crazy, they're worth dating but keep in mind they know how to torture and kill you in more ways than you can imagine. this show is not for the light of heart.

person 1: i watched criminal minds last night and holy shit !!
person 2: jEsUS CHRIST MAN R U OKAY??

criminal minds by toyotatommo February 5, 2017

CriMi

The abbreviation for the CBS TV show "Criminal Minds," originally coined by the series stars Kirsten Vangsness and Matthew Gray Gubler. Pronounced "Cry My."

Person 1: Did you see the newest episode of CriMi?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Criminal Minds. Did you see it?

CriMi by gradej October 1, 2009