Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

Crimping Wheaties by Rigon March 4, 2010

Crimping software 

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

Crimping software by softCrimp March 4, 2022

crimping my vibe 

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"

Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.

crimping my vibe by falsefox April 7, 2023

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

Crimping a Prick by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Urban Crimping 

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

Urban Crimping by meigel sanchez June 12, 2006

Anal Crimping 

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.

Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..

Anal Crimping by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

Kinder Crimping 

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

Kinder Crimping by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009