Corned Beef Hookah

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices

I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

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corned beef curtains

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

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A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

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Girl goes down on you, gags, throws up on your dick, but likes it and continues to completion, but you're not sure you liked it

It was a normal BJ until my girlfriend corned beef hashed me!

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A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

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When a woman is double teamed by two fat Irish guys

I hear that broad is into being part of a corned beef sandwich

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Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

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