oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

coming out of the cupboard 

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

coming out of the cupboard by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

coming in clutch 

a) In reference to when someone or something comes in during a time of immediate or dire need; in the nic of time.

b) In reference to someone working under pressure.

Man I didn't have any money for lunch, but then Jacob came in clutch.

In our championship game we were down by a point with 0:08 on the clock, but then the kicker came in clutch with a 47 yard field goal!

He/she's coming in clutch.

coming in clutch by Blue Raider June 7, 2016

ANDY'S COMING! 

"Andy's Coming" is a phrase from Toy Story, when one toy shouts "Andy's Coming!" they would all fall to the ground, so "Andy" does not know they are real.

This has became a internet meme/competition where in many places such as school one person shouts "Andy's Coming" and everyone falls to the ground.

Random Person: ANDY'S COMING!

Everyone else: *Falls to the floor acting dead*

Want to do that joke from that Toy Story movie when everyone shouts "Andy's Coming" and they fall to the ground ?

ANDY'S COMING! by Ansanity November 21, 2016

Coon/cooning 

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

a bit rich coming from you

Famous phrase mainly use in the UK, AUS and New Zeland

A smart-arse way to say someone is hypocrite

It is used to counter-strike someone's criticism, when you think they're just as bad

A: 'I think you should attend class more often'
B: Wow it's 'a bit rich coming from you' don't you think?

a bit rich coming from you by alomolo December 16, 2011

When Is Joe Coming

A joke

When Is Joe Coming?

Joe Who?

JOE MAMA XD

When Is Joe Coming by MyBigFatBoobs October 27, 2019