Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

Cello Competition by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Coochie Scout Competition 

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

Coochie Scout Competition by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

Iron Will Competition 

A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...

The Iron Will Competition drove us all insane

Iron Will Competition by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

South Jersey Head Competition by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )

94 intervening Muslims child negro competition

child negro competition by bigmacniggadickcheese May 2, 2022

Vag clap competition 

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!

Vag clap competition by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018

Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

Compete in the African-American high-dive competition by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005