Laptop Commuter
A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
Laptop Commuter by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007
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commuter hour by mike27112 June 13, 2004
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Commuter Lounge
A gathering hole of fucked up individuals who bath in each other's wild and wacky antics. Normally becomes a world war, when the room fills up.
A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
Commuter Lounge by President Clam November 8, 2011
commuterection
The uncontrollable erections caused by the swaying of the subway, often ending in embarassing stares from fellow commuters.
commuterection by precid June 21, 2005
commoner
he called me a commoner cos i didnt have all the fancy stuff he had,,,,fancy watches....fancy cars.....fancy girls....fancy etc.
commuter coma
Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."
Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"
Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.
Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"
Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.
Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
commuter coma by Dietrich September 3, 2007
commuter gang
Gangs that have been displaced because of gentrification but still return to their old neighborhoods for gangly activities.
"I thought that KDY's territory was bought by developers?"
"Now they're a commuter gang, they come in from PG
"Now they're a commuter gang, they come in from PG
commuter gang by thedofc December 1, 2010