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Large Hardon Collider 

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
Large Hardon Collider by Doinkz! October 19, 2020
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Penis Collider 

When you are drinking pina colada and drunk to the point where you exposed your sexuality
Yo, did you saw that two dude drinking Penis Collider last night?
Penis Collider by LicenceHK April 23, 2023

Large Hadron Collider 

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!

Rusty Hadron Collider 

When one person defecates into another persons waiting anus. Thus leaving one person with two logs of feces iside their anus and colon.
Hey man can you spread and prep your anus i want to do a Rusty Hadron Collider with you
Rusty Hadron Collider by dookla March 10, 2016

Particle Collider 

The action when two males partake in anal sex, in the doggy style position. The action of the particle collider is when their ball sacks clack together.
Carl: Y'aren't doing the particle collider in there cuz I hear some clacking!
Particle Collider by 342 Boi June 8, 2019

Capsule Collider 

The canon name of the player from baldi's basics.
This is that's the unity object it uses.
Capsule Collider
Yes baldi?
promise me you'll never eat at arby's
oohhhhh
I'M FUCKING DYING