closing all the tabs 

Leaving, getting out. Typically implies frustration. Related to closing all the tabs in a tabbed browser, such as Chrome or Firefox.

"I've had it today. It's 5 o'clock and I'm closing all the tabs."

closing all the tabs by Doc Nellie February 14, 2012

closing bell 

Te bell that rings to signal that trading has ended. An actual, literal moment of reckoning, when margin calls must be paid.

When the closing bell rang, he was ruined. All of his reserves were wiped out and he owed $6 million on margin.

closing bell by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

closing the toothpaste 

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.

closing the toothpaste by aeather January 26, 2014

closing kiss 

AKA Kiss for Closing. When you know you can't be with your lover (for the greater good or for other reasons) so you give them one last kiss before you say your goodbyes. A kiss to close the relationship.

"I felt like my heart had been ripped out after he broke up with me; but we had a closing kiss to end things gently"

closing kiss by Boiledmilk June 28, 2018

closing scissor lift 

when two consensual individuals engage in scissoring and one is so inspired that mid scissor they close scissor their formation thus clamping their partner which allows them to lift their partner, figure skating style, to bask aloft in mid coitus glow

In a fit of orgasmic rapture, she felt herself raised off the bed in an unexpected closing scissor lift.

closing scissor lift by the curious c February 25, 2021

Closing the Gap 

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

Closing the Gap by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

closing den 

A room or place where you take a date or hook up that is designed to create an atmosphere or mood based on your sexual preferences and desires. For example, if you are into BDSM, it could include a bed with a bed post equipped with different types of restraints, dark leather furniture, and a dresser full of toys. If you are trying to create a romantic setting, it can include a bathroom equipped with a large tub full of bath products and candles with a sensual low lit warm bedroom environment.

Dude, I met a girl at the bar last night, and I took her to the closing den. Once she walked in it was a sure thing.

closing den by RenDun23 September 11, 2023