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Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.
Chopping timber by CbenC September 10, 2009

Clapping Cheeks 

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉
Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

coppington 

the act of taking/ buying something from a store. similar to cop
girl one: this shirt is cute, should i coppington?
girl two: COPPINGTONNNNNNNNNNNN
coppington by hossyhoss August 7, 2018

synthetic clapping 

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

Clapping cheeks 

Refers to fucking a girl in any position that causes her ass cheeks to clap making a loud, distinctive, unmistakeable clapping sound.
"Bro Joey was clapping cheeks last night at Alyssa's house!"
Clapping cheeks by SloppyToppy November 5, 2015