chrissie-may 

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

chrissie-may by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

chrissie-may 

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

chrissie-may by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

Chrissie Time 

In my own time, eventually

Always late, that's Chrissie Time!

Chrissie Time by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022

To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

To Pull a Chrissie by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

DIRTY Chrissie

When your Best friend finally makes out with you.

"Man we got really drunk and did the dirty Chrissie."

DIRTY Chrissie by Your best friend 131 September 12, 2021

Christie Camel Toe 

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

Christie

Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!

“Who’s that girl? She’s so smart but super humble?”

“Oh that’s Christie dude. She’s smart af!”

Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020