charity shop 

British equivalent to the USA's "thrift store".

"The band's clothes look like they were nicked from the local charity shop."

charity shop by Nupe January 6, 2004

chastity shorts 

Spandex or soffe shorts worn under a dress or skirt to prevent regrettable sexual acts from occurring that evening. The shorts are used to stop a fast drunken decision from being made because when a boy takes off said dress or skirt, he will stumble upon the shorts and it will make the girl think twice about what is happening. The shorts can also be bedazzled with sayings including “STOP!”, “What would my mother say about this?”, and “Do not enter”.

Guy: What are these?
Girl: Oh, these are my chastity shorts…Wow, that just made me think about what is happening right now and now I don’t want to hook up with you anymore. Thank goodness these chastity shorts ruined the moment so I won’t do anything I will regret.

chastity shorts by bedazzler1 August 4, 2009

chastity slave 

A bdsm submissive who by order of there dominant (often called a key holder) will only orgasm, masturbate or have sex when allowed by there key holder. They will often wear a chastity cage or belt to ensure compliance

I heard Jessica keeps Louis as chastity Slave apparently he has cum for a year

chastity slave by Loopylou534 December 7, 2018

charity spacker 

Someone heavily involved in the Universities Charities Campaign - goes out tin shaking across the nation, and has a very smug perpetual grin.

Watch out, here comes another charity spacker with a collecting tin.

charity spacker by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

Charity Slut 

Someone who gives their money to multiple charity organizations and flaunts the fact that they do so

Ex. 1: Susan is such a charity slut, she's always bragging about her donations to make herself seem better than people.

Ex. 2: Charity sluts may be annoying, but there have to be some in the world. If everyone were as cynical as you, the charities would never get donations!

Charity Slut by DJ Tomtom October 18, 2011

charity sex 

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.

1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!

charity sex by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011

Human charity shield 

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.

"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."

Human charity shield by Swedge June 3, 2013