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catie is attracted to nerdy boys who are nice and attractive but not like freakishly attractive.
catie is more special then a wombat who can juggle.
and she is loved greatly by Rori and Nicole, catie is a very attractive human being who likes to wear glitter makeup who stalks the night looking for men with her two comrades in crime, Rori and Nicole. There "possee" is often compared to that of characters on Awesome Town (characters: andy, jorma, akiva)which airs on SNL, and she also is in love with Joel Mchale
"look at that catie over there, she'sbomb-diggity dawg"
"woah that wombat is really catie."
Catie is born blonde yet changes her hair to change her life's mood. She is an amazing auntie and the world's biggest ESLUT and she loves it. She will flirt with 60 but bang 20s. She loves her cocktails but if given vodka u better run cause she will mess u up
OMG I can't stop eslutting catie
Catie by auntiesbangin20too September 20, 2017
To make a Catie you need to start with: amazing blue eyes. You need blond hair. You also need an awesome body with a sexy personality. Someone who is bubbly and some what childish. She likes people who are attracted to her, but everyone is attracted to get. Has a lot of friends but her best friend she will never give up. When some one is hurt or upset she will make them last like there is never going to be tomorrow. Over all Catie is the best person you will ever meet.
Boy 1. Who is that girl. She lights up the room.
Boy2. Dude like every girl likes her that's Catie duh.
Catie by C0wb3ll February 20, 2017
a beautiful aussie chick, who loves vegemite, likes Abbey's and hates Sophia's. Is in the show BIZ, and is married to Hugh Jackman (if she wishes, she may also marry anyone in the In My Pants Club) polygamy is okay! She also has large beautiful feet, and breasts. Every guy wants a Catie.
"Dayummmmm look at that girl, she must be a Catie"

"Hey lil' mama you wanna get into my pants, only if your a Catie!"
An overdramatic attention whore that has an ego bigger than her head. Literally thinks she is the centre of the universe and everyone is here for her entertainment. Slag that has no filter and stabs you in the back whenever she feels like it. Manipulative lying bitch. Has little friends that all hate her secretly coz she’s the bitchiest person you will ever meet
Catie: “who am I gonna fuck over next?”
Catie by Saltslate January 3, 2019
Wow, the best person in your life! A great, caring personality, she would do anything to be loved by her friends. Expect a gift, kiss or hug everyday from this perfect girl, as she always makes sure that you know she exists (as if you could forget). Just, whatever you do, don’t get on her bad side! Otherwise, forget gifts of chocolates and books, instead get a booby-trapped crate of boxing gloves. Looks beautiful in black and turquoise, not the best in girly colours.. Try to keep this friend nearby, or your heart will be shattered.
“Just going on a date with my girlfriend Catie again… Hopefully she won’t push me in the lake again.”

Hahahahaha! Yeah, that cutie is probably gonna dunk ya in the lake.”
Catie by Sapphire14 April 11, 2022